he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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