woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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