Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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