Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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