Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Umm I'm too high to move.
Don't make out with my wife yet
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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