Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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