What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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