How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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