Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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