also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm always down for nudity.
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