If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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