Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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