FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
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