**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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