party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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