And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
