the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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