My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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