so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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