I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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