wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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