When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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