It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
