Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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