Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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