We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I had to cum in my sink.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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