I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize