If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
