I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i will never coherently bang her
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
