So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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