I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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