Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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