where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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