He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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