They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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