I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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