Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Can i not drive my cunt home
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize