i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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