ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
These tits shall not be calmed
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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