If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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