yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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