Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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