I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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