youre lurking in front of me
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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