You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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