he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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