this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
