is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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