Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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