this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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