when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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