i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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