just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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