That's when you crack a 10am beer
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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