thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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